Bummer

This may be a short post. I don’t know how long I can stay sitting in one place. Suppose that’s what you get for falling down the stairs on yer bum.. Ho hum..
Actually, it’s made my bottom an interesting shape. I have ‘double bum’. A lump almost the whole size of one cheek, complete with carpet burns. And the most humongous bruise. But hey – do I care? Nope. It’s a conversation starter at least: “Hey, how’s your bum?” “Well, I can’t actually see it, so you wanna check it for me?” So now I need a cuddle buddy and a body-maintenance repair dyke. Any takers? ;op
Anyway. I haven’t been able to update all weekend because of server problems, hence the lack of posts. And Friday was interesting.
Does anyone remember the Alanis Morissette song, ‘Ironic’?
“And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face”

I decided to go back to my ‘room in a rented house’ on Friday. I had to get some clean clothes, pay the rent etc. There was a letter for me. Thinking it was another arsey missive about my library fines, I ripped it open with trepidation. But it was actually good news. I had been granted some money from the Access funds at university. Yay! It has meant that I can pay my rent up until May, which is a load off my mind. And I was having such a bad day up until then, too.
It’s funny, isn’t it, how life can surprise you. I have been having such an awkward time recently, yet all of a sudden everything is pretty ok. I bought a scratchcard on Friday, just to test out my theory. I won two pounds. Well, I thought I’d won two pounds, but when I took it to the shop to ‘cash it in’, I’d actually won four pounds. I’d doubled my money by getting a picture of a spider at the top of the card.
Though I could say more, I won’t. The dog is giving me dirty looks in the mirror, and my bum hurts. I’ll sign off here, and hopefully be able to write again tomorrow…

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