Children!

STOP SHOUTING YOU EVIL LITTLE BALL OF SNOT!!!! AND STOP BLOODY JUMPING UP AND DOWN OUTSIDE MY ROOM YOU MANGY SCRAG-HAIRED EXCUSES FOR PET-SUBSTITUTES! !!
If you hear a loud scream…. or if you hear of any mangy cockney bouncing children going missing from the north-east, if you pay me enough money I may just tell you where I’ve buried the little snotballs…

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