Monthly Archives: March 2002

I have succesfully sqeezed a

I have succesfully sqeezed a really big spot. It was bigger than a bowling ball. It splatered all over my computer monitor and i hav been scrubing it off with a scourer and soap since. The jiuces dripped out all … Continue reading

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Is this the solution to

Is this the solution to the Israel/Arab problems? The BBC seems pretty hopeful, but they seem to be the only ones..They’ve published a bit more detail on the plan, but not a lot has been released yet. Apparently, (I’ve just … Continue reading

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Well I have entered into

Well I have entered into pure venemous mode today. Some little….person has run a key down the side of my car. My previously spotless car. This is what happens when Universities allow school children to come and use the facilities … Continue reading

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Not meaning to take

Not meaning to take anything away from the previous post, but, owing to my recent ‘bowel problems’, I’ve been wondering about the whole process of pooing and how it all works… I mean what should a poo look like? How … Continue reading

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Bit of a sad day

Bit of a sad day today really; a resident in the home I live in has died unexpectedly, and another resident has been taken to hospital very ill. Hay ho. Thought you all might like to Make Your Own Evil … Continue reading

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IT WORKED!!!! Well another fun

IT WORKED!!!! Well another fun day at work – have been here since 7.15 and so far have managed to have two cigarettes, empty my bin over the floor and lose the kettle. Have a load of meetings today which … Continue reading

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Hi – just testing to

Hi – just testing to see if this works as I am a bit confused. If it does, I will be writing more…!

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Dawn’s friend Doug here. Hello

Dawn’s friend Doug here. Hello Dawn! Knackered but been enjoying myself today; had friends here and we’ve cooked a fantastic curry. Just been laughing at Chris Morris’ take on the atrocities of 11th September: six months that changed a year … Continue reading

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Ho hum.. here I am

Ho hum.. here I am again. I am ill and tired and stressed. Just handed in one essay two more, longer ones to go… I can’t believe I actually CHOSE to do a dissertation… maybe there was some logic behind … Continue reading

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OH NO!!I am TRAUMATISED!Why? My

OH NO!!I am TRAUMATISED!Why? My PLAYDOH has gone MOULDY!! Yes, people, the end of the world is nigh… I opened up my tub of playdoh and it has little white cauliflower things growing on it, with little white spikes and … Continue reading

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